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Hey. You're not gonna believe this.

I made up a joke
and sent it in to Playboy.

They printed it. Yeah.

I didn't know they prints jokes.

They print jokes, interviews,
hard-hitting journalism.

It's not just about the pictures.

It didn't work on Mom,
it's not gonna work on us.

Here, check it out. It's the first one too.

Right there.

GROUP:
Ha, ha.

CHANDLER:
That is funny.

It was also funny when I made it up.

- What?
- I made that joke up.

Uh, oh, oh. No, you didn't. I did.

Uh, uh, oh. Yes, I did. I told Dan and he said it
was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.

Hey, tell Dan thanks.

[LAUGHING]

What?

I'm sorry. I was just reading the joke below it.
Man, that one is funny.

Monica, you remember me
telling you that joke, right?

- No.
- Seriously?

You tell a lot of jokes.

Look, it's my joke.

But if it makes you feel any better,
they don't print the name.

So it doesn't really matter
who gets credit.

Yeah, I guess.

- Hey, guys.
- Joey, Playboy printed my joke!

No, it's mine! It's my joke. Call them!
They'll tell you!

- My joke!
- My joke!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jokes? What...?

You guys know they have naked chicks
in there, right?

Dude! You have got to turn on
Behind The Music.

The band Heart is having a really tough
time and they may break up.

Let's watch that at your place.

Monica's watching a show. I don't
want to miss when they were skinny.

Hey, Chandler.
You know what we should do?

You and I should go out
and get some new sunglasses.

What? No, I want to watch this.

- Did your cable go out?
- No. No, that's VH1.

I gotta tell you, the music
these kids listen to today...

...it's a lot of noise to me.

Why is your cable out?

Uh... Oh, because I haven't
really paid the bill. Heh, heh.

If you need money, would you
please let me loan you some money?

No, Chandler. Forget about it, okay?

I know things have been tight since
Janine moved out. God, was she hot.

- Whoa.
- I know, yeah.

Look, I can handle it, all right?
I can listen to the radio.

And Ross gave me this great book.

Want to see if the joke stealer
will let us watch the show at his place?

Sure.

- Paid your phone bill?
- Not so much.

- Hey.
MONICA & RACHEL: Oh.

It's only you.

- What are you doing?
- We are looking at a Playboy.

I want to look too!

Yikes!

Do you think these pictures
are trying to tell a story?

Sure. Like in the case
of this young woman...

...she has lost her clothes.

So she rides naked on the horse, she's
crying out, "Where are they? Where are they?"

She's not gonna find them,
lying in the grass like that.

PHOEBE:
Oh. Yeah.

Remember the days when you'd
go out to the barn...

...lift up your shirt and bend over?
RACHEL: Yeah.

You see, now, I would date this girl.

She's cute, she's outdoorsy.

And she knows how to build a fire.
That'll come in handy.

I got a question.

If you had to pick one of us to date,
who would it be?

- I don't know.
- Me neither.

Rachel.

What?

I don't know.

Me neither.

You know, you forget how many
great songs Heart had.

CHANDLER:
Yeah.

"Barracuda" was the first song
I learned to play on the keyboard.

So you heard it, you repeated it...

...so that must mean you wrote it.

Oh, you guys with this joke.
Well, I gotta say...

...I know I cracked up,
but I'm not even sure I got it.

What?

You didn't get it?

The doctor is a monkey.

[BOTH LAUGH]

And monkeys
can't write out prescriptions.

[CHANDLER & ROSS LAUGHING]

You are not allowed
to laugh at my joke.

Your joke?


知识点

重点词汇
cute [kju:t] adj. 可爱的;漂亮的;聪明的,伶俐的 {ielts :4345}

journalism [ˈdʒɜ:nəlɪzəm] n. 新闻业,新闻工作;报章杂志 {toefl :4524}

monkey [ˈmʌŋki] n. 猴子;顽童 vi. 胡闹;捣蛋 vt. 嘲弄 {zk gk cet4 ky :4558}

monkeys [ˈmʌŋkiz] n. 猴子(monkey的复数) v. 模仿(monkey的单三形式);胡闹,乱弄 { :4558}

keyboard [ 'kiːbɔːd] n. 键盘 vt. 键入;用键盘式排字机排字 vi. 用键盘进行操作;作键盘式排字机排字 {zk gk cet4 cet6 ky toefl :5374}

skinny [ˈskɪni] n. 机密情报;内部消息;小道消息 adj. 皮的;皮包骨的;紧身的;小气的 n. (Skinny)人名;(纳米)斯金尼 { :5402}

dan [dæn] n. 段(围棋、柔道、空手道等运动员的技艺等级);浮标 { :5790}

handy [ˈhændi] adj. 便利的;手边的,就近的;容易取得的;敏捷的 n. (Handy)人名;(英)汉迪 {gk cet4 cet6 ky toefl ielts :5980}

sunglasses [ˈsʌnglɑ:sɪz] n. 太阳镜;凸透镜(sunglass的复数) {gk toefl :7032}

chicks [t'ʃɪks] n. 小鸡(chick的复数形式);雏鸡 {ielts :7269}

whoa [wəʊ] int. 惊叹声;咳! { :7334}

dude [du:d] n. 男人,小伙子 n. (Dude)人名;(德、塞)杜德 n. (非正式)花花公子;纨绔子弟 { :8373}


难点词汇
heh [heɪ] n. 嗨!(表示惊异质问) { :17987}

playboy [ˈpleɪbɔɪ] n. 花花公子;寻欢作乐的人 { :19379}

barracuda [ˌbærəˈkju:də] n. 梭鱼类 { :25215}

stealer [sti:lər] n. 偷窃者;偷干者 { :29752}

outdoorsy ['aʊt'dɔ:zɪ] adj. 户外的,爱好野外活动的;适用于户外的 { :31594}


复习词汇
joke [dʒəʊk] n. 玩笑,笑话;笑柄 vt. 开…的玩笑 vi. 开玩笑 n. (Joke)人名;(英)乔克;(塞)约凯 {zk gk cet4 ky :2246}


词组
a joke [ ] [网络] 玩笑;一个笑话;笑话一则

a monkey [ ] [网络] 猴子;一只猴子;他们看到了什么

a playboy [ ] [网络] 公子哥儿;花花公子

bend over [ ] na. 弯腰 [网络] 俯身;弯身作拱形;折转

come in handy [kʌm in ˈhændi] na. 迟早有用 [网络] 派得上用场;派上用场;有用得着的时候

crack ... up [ ] na. 夸奖;吹捧某人;(人,身体等)疲惫不堪;〔美俚〕(飞机)坠毁 [网络] 撞坏;崩溃;撞毁

crack up [kræk ʌp] na. 夸奖;吹捧某人;(人,身体等)疲惫不堪;〔美俚〕(飞机)坠毁 [网络] 撞坏;崩溃;撞毁

the grass [ ] [网络] 草;草地;赐给草地

your cable [ ] 你的来电



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