S07e16 1
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████ 重点词汇
████ 难点词汇
████ 词组 & 惯用语
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- Hi.
- Hi! Hi, Ben.
- Hi.
- We have a bathroom emergency.
- Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
- Okay, uh, before we do...
...uh, are any of Joey's special
magazines in there?
- No.
- Okay, all clear.
BEN:
Thanks, Phoebe.
That's Rachel.
- But whatever.
- Mm-hm.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Could you do me a big favor?
The, uh, dean's office called
and said there was an urgent meeting.
Can you watch Ben for an hour?
- Well, what about Monica?
- Uh, she isn't home.
So it would just be me alone?
- Well, Ben would be there.
- No...
Huh. Um...
- What's the matter?
- Well, uh, , it's just, uh...
I've never done that before.
Me and him, alone.
He's not an ex-con.
Okay, okay, okay. Um...
- What do I do with him?
- I don't know, talk to him.
him. Keep him alive.
[SCOFFS]
- Okay.
ROSS: Okay, Ben, come here.
I'm gonna leave you here with
Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay?
Gonna be okay?
- I think so.
- I wasn't talking to you.
What about the second minister?
I kind of liked him.
- You mean the ?
- Come on. He wasn't that bad.
Easy for you to say,
you'd be wearing a .
- And the third guy?
- He kept staring at your chest.
Can you blame him?
I don't like the idea of me saying, "I do"...
...while he's thinking, "I'd do it too."
- Well, then we still have a problem.
- With what?
We need someone
to perform our wedding...
...and they're all either
or ...
...or keep staring at the ladies.
Ooh, you should have one of us do it.
We're getting "married" married,
not "6th-grade" married.
No, it's a real thing.
Anyone can be on the Internet
and perform weddings and stuff.
I call it!
What? It was my idea!
Thank you very much,
but neither of you is marrying us.
Does calling it not mean
anything anymore?
We're having a legitimate member.
And when I say legitimate, I mean gay...
...and in control of his .
Ben, , when, uh...
When you were a baby...
...we'd hang out all the time.
Because I was your daddy's girlfriend.
But you're not anymore.
- No, I'm not.
- Because you guys were on a break...
Hey, we were not on a... Okay.
- When's my daddy coming back?
- Fifty-two minutes.
[RACHEL SIGHS]
So no brothers or sisters, huh?
You know what, I had two sisters
and we just each other.
- Really? Like how?
- Well, , we would, um...
We'd repeat everything the other said...
...or, uh, we'd jump out of closets
to scare each other...
...or, ha, switch the sugar for the salt
so they put salt on their .
That's a good one.
- Yeah, you like that one?
- Yeah, you're funny.
[RACHEL GASPS]
I'm funny?
Oh, thank God.
Well, hey, I got these.
Um, you, uh... You take a quarter...
You take a quarter...
...and you the edge, right?
And then you say,
"I can't roll this quarter...
...to your chin without it leaving your face."
And when they do it, they're left with
a line down the center of their face.
Can I do it to you?
Yeah, I'm funny, Ben, but I'm not stupid.
, okay?
So did you, uh,
find anyone to marry you guys yet?
No, but " for Monica" minister called...
...wondering if we're still together.
- We'll never find anybody.
- Then let me do it.
- Joe...
- No, I've been thinking.
I'm an actor, so I won't
in front of people.
I won't and I won't stare
at Monica's breasts.
Everyone knows I'm an .
- That is true.
- And the most important thing...
...is it won't be some stranger
who barely knows you.
It'll be me. And ,
I'll do a really good job.
Plus, I love you guys
and it would really mean a lot to me.
知识点
重点词汇
romance [rəʊˈmæns] n. 传奇；浪漫史；风流韵事；冒险故事 vi. 虚构；渲染；写传奇 n. (Romance)人名；(西)罗曼塞 {cet6 ky toefl :4016}
boring [ˈbɔ:rɪŋ] n. 钻孔 adj. 无聊的；令人厌烦的 v. 钻孔；使厌烦；挖空（bore的ing形式） n. (Boring)人名；(英、瑞典)博林 {zk gk toefl gre :4124}
ass [æs] n. 屁股；驴子；蠢人 n. (Ass)人名；(俄)阿斯 {cet6 :4201}
entertain [ˌentəˈteɪn] vt. 娱乐；招待；怀抱；容纳 vi. 款待 {cet4 cet6 ky toefl :4478}
clergy [ˈklɜ:dʒi] n. 神职人员；牧师；僧侣 {ky toefl :4651}
spit [spɪt] n. 唾液 vi. 吐痰；吐口水；发出劈啪声 vt. 吐，吐出；发出；发射 {gk cet4 cet6 ky ielts :4932}
tortured [ˈtɔ:tʃəd] v. 拷打；虐待（torture的过去分词）；使扭曲 { :5272}
cereal [ˈsɪəriəl] n. 谷类，谷物；谷类食品；谷类植物 adj. 谷类的；谷类制成的 {cet6 ky ielts gre :6012}
veil [veɪl] n. 面纱；面罩；遮蔽物；托词 vt. 遮蔽；掩饰；以面纱遮掩；用帷幕分隔 vi. 蒙上面纱；出现轻度灰雾 n. (Veil)人名；(法)韦伊；(德)法伊尔 {cet4 cet6 ky toefl ielts gre :7300}
annoying [əˈnɔɪɪŋ] v. 骚扰（annoy的ing形式） adj. 讨厌的；恼人的 {toefl :7731}
难点词汇
saliva [səˈlaɪvə] n. 唾液；涎 n. (Saliva)人名；(俄)萨利瓦 {ky toefl gre :11532}
ordained [ɔ:ˈdeɪnd] 规定 { :11835}
blacken [ˈblækən] n. (Blacken)人名；(英)布莱肯 vt. 使变黑；诽谤，诋毁 vi. 变黑 { :14881}
horny [ˈhɔ:ni] n. (Horny)人名；(德)霍尔尼；(法)奥尔尼 adj. 角的；角状的；淫荡的 { :17227}
heh [heɪ] n. 嗨！（表示惊异质问） { :17987}
spitter ['spɪtə] n. 吐唾沫的人；以肉叉烤肉的人 { :37540}
词组
a ton [ ] [网络] 一吨
a ton of [ ] [网络] 许多；大量的
an ass [ ] [网络] 笨蛋
ass man [ ] [网络] 屁股人
Bet you [ ] na. 当然 [网络] 的确；的确如此；跟你打赌
Bet you! [ ] [口语]当然，一定
get nervous [ ] [网络] 变得紧张；紧张的；紧张不安
I bet [ ] [网络] 我敢打赌；我敢说；我肯定
i swear [ ] [网络] 我发誓；我宣誓；誓言
ton of [ ] 大量,许多
惯用语
you know
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